"Are you my father? Or are you just hungry?"

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"Let's CRASH that party and SINK our teeth..."

"Just keep smiling. Maybe they won't notice."

"Jumping for joy because we live in a world with sammies!"

"Smiles and a Sammie, for a super special Mammie!!"

"Swing those hips from left to right on over here!"

"Inhale, exhale… Nama-STAY with the ice cream sandwich."

"My face when I see Uncle’s sammies in the freezer of my favorite Whole Foods store in Arizona!"

"Fact: 98% of gamblers are cured after just one Sammie session"

"Proof that nothing gets you cooler than an Uncles Sammie!"

"Duckie and I hope there's an Uncle's waiting for us on the beach."

"This is how he decides which Sammie he’s eating for the day."

"There better be a SAMMIE at the end of that rainbow!! "

"Sailing to the 9th island…we’re gonna need a bigger boat!"

"His wife wishes he'd look at her like he looks at that Uncle's sammie!"

"The Professor and Sammie-Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle!"

"Winnah winnah, Sammie for dinnah!"

"Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love with Sammie!"

"Smile for a Sammie!"

"Eddie would eat Uncle’s."